Buying Amazon Sex Toys the Smart Way

Let’s be real, buying Amazon sex toys can feel like stepping into the Wild West. We know that despite all the warnings, most of you are going to shop there anyway—so why not do it with your eyes wide open? I might ruffle a few feathers in the sex community, but here’s the deal: there are ways to safely buy your toys on Amazon if you know what to look for. I mean, reputable sex toy brands wouldn’t be on the platform if it was all bad, would they?

Now, why are other sex bloggers so freaked out by Amazon’s adult toy section? Simple: counterfeit vibes, used toys (yes, *used*), and toxic materials—oh my! Amazon’s a massive beast, and they can’t possibly keep an eye on every shady seller sneaking into their marketplace. It’s a gamble if you don’t know what to look out for. Try not to worry too much though, because with a little know-how, you can avoid the duds and score a solid product.

If you’re going to shop on Amazon anyway, we want to make sure you’re doing it right. Stick with us for a guide that’ll help you navigate the chaos—and some hot picks that are worth the click!

A whooping estimate of 50% of the adult toys on the market are not body-safe. Yep, you heard that right—half of the toys out there could cause some seriously unwelcome reactions. Some can even become a breeding ground for bacteria. If you are new to sex toys, you might not even know which materials are safe to use down there. But don’t fret, we’ve got your back! We created an entire guide for

Now that we covered a bit about which materials you want to check for, let’s chat about how to spot counterfeits. You don’t want to end up with fool’s gold, especially when it comes to your pleasure products. So, how do you spot a fake?

The rule of thumb? If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. Stick to prices that are in line with what you’d expect for a reputable brand, and don’t be swayed by the temptation of a cheap thrill.

The most important thing to look for is who is selling the product. Amazon is home to countless third-party sellers, but not all of them are created equal. When buying sex toys, my biggest suggestion is to buy from the brand’s official Amazon store. If you’re buying from some random seller with no history, you’re rolling the dice. Let’s use the Satisfyer Pro 2 as an example of how to spot an official store.

When you go to the product, look below the title. You will see a line in blue that says “visit the Satisfyer store.” As you can see, everything is spelled correctly, and the product has thousands of reviews, and not all of the reviews are positive. When you click on the “visit the Satisfyer store” button, it takes you to a page that is designed just like Satisfyer’s real website. You can browse a ton of their products from the dropdowns, and all of their products match up with what they actually sell. It is a safe bet that this is a legitimate official seller. If you don’t want to take our advice and look for an official brand, please take a minute to check the seller’s ratings, reviews, and how long they’ve been in business. A trustworthy seller will have a solid track record and plenty of satisfied customers. If something feels off, trust your gut and move on.

Next up, the reviews. We all love a five-star rating, but when shopping on Amazon, it’s crucial to read between the lines. Don’t just skim the stars—dig into the comments. Legitimate reviews will often give detailed feedback, both positive and negative. There is a feature now that shows a brief description of all of the reviews combined which we found to be really helpful. It will show the highlights, good and bad, which can help you decide if the toy is worth it. Let’s look at the Satisfyer Pro 2 to get an example of what the reviews can look like. There is a section to the right of the stars that shows ratings. In this case, the Pro 2 has nearly 60,000 ratings. Click on it and it will open up to the page below.

Here you can check out thousands of reviews, including that AI generated description to help you decide if the product is worth it. Counterfeiters can also flood a product with fake positive reviews, so our piece of advice would be to pay attention to the 2 and 3 star reviews. Look for red flags like mentions of “fake,” “cheap,” or “didn’t work.” These are clear signs that something’s not right. If a large number of them all have the same major issue, we would suggest looking elsewhere. Your pleasure products should be nothing short of fabulous, and reviews can help you separate the real deal from the duds.

Let’s say you decided to go through with purchasing the product. The box arrives, and it seems…fishy. Ever heard the saying, “Don’t judge a book by its cover”? Well, when it comes to spotting counterfeits, judging by the cover—or in this case, the packaging—is a must. Legitimate products usually come in sleek, well-designed boxes with clear, professional branding. If the packaging looks cheap, generic, or just plain off, it’s time to be suspicious. Misspellings, weird logos, or packaging that doesn’t match the brand’s usual vibe are all major red flags. Brands put a lot of effort into their packaging because it’s part of their identity. If something doesn’t look right, it probably isn’t. Don’t settle for anything less than the real deal. If it truly looks strange and you decide to keep the product, for the love of god, please fully sanitize it. For all you know, it could be used and reek of sex…yikes. We strongly advise that you return anything that looks off asap.

Alright, now that you’re practically a pro at spotting the good stuff, let’s talk about some killer brands that are absolutely worth adding to your cart. These are the crème de la crème of sex toys—official, top-notch brands that deliver nothing but the best. They include female and male sex toys from Amazon.

Why You’ll Love It: Revolutionary couples’ toys and solo stunners. We-Vibe is iconic, innovative, and always delivering the goods. Known for their high-quality, body-safe toys, We-Vibe’s products are made with couples in mind but work just as beautifully. Their luxury vibes are app-controlled, so you can take your pleasure to the next level with just a tap on your phone. You can also quite literally wear some of their toys during sex, which we find to be nothing short of extraordinary.

Why You’ll Love It: The ultimate in luxury, elegance, and powerful vibes. If you’re looking for elegance in your sex toys, LELO is your go-to. This Swedish brand is synonymous with luxury. They offer beautifully designed, body-safe toys that feel as good as they look. LELO’s products are all about power, delivering deep, rumbly vibrations that’ll leave you breathless. Their toys are made from high-quality silicone and other non-porous materials, so you know you’re getting the best of the best.

Why you’ll love it: Ergonomic, body-safe toys. Designed by women, for women, Dame Products is a brand that understands what you need. They were designed by a sexologist and MIT engineer who were on a mission to create the safest toys on the market. They focus on creating ergonomic, body-safe toys that are as stylish as they are effective. Dame’s commitment to quality and innovation makes them an ideal pick for women everywhere.

Why You’ll Love It: Affordable innovation with a focus on intense, unique sensations. We couldn’t forget Satisfyer, the innovative creator at a price point that’s hard to beat. This brand has something for everyone, from powerful clitoral stimulators to versatile toys for men. Satisfyer is all about giving you the most bang for your buck without skimping on quality or pleasure. With their sleek designs and unique air-pulse technology, you’re in for a treat that’s both affordable and orgasmic.

When it comes to buying sex toys on Amazon, a little caution goes a long way. Trust your instincts, do your research, and don’t settle for less than the best. Your pleasure and safety are worth it, so make sure you’re getting the real deal every time. Happy shopping!